Hair Bear to Pro
At an ECCC News Conference Conference Director Joe Kopena announced a new competition.
This competition was prompted by accusations of former ECCC Conference Director Mark Abramson, “The Conference just has way too many hairy legs now. I never would have tolerated so many Intro, D, C, B, and Even A racers (for pete’s sake) to roll up to a start line with ‘natural leg warmers.’ I will tell you, this place has gone down hill….”
Immediate, prompt, and decisive action was taken. This competition will take place on the Saturday of Easterns. Racers must show up before the fun race during the crit with their hairiest legs. These will be photographed. Later that night at the banquet the racer that has seen the greatest ‘hair bear to pro’ transformation will receive a free ECCC 2010 tee shirt in the color of their choice.
Get out their and get pro.